• 8000: you own more than two ties
• 8001: someone offered you pot once and exactly once
• 8002: you spend more money on domains each year than you do on clothes
• 8069: you still think about her
• 8080: you used to wear sneakers that lit up when you walked
• 8765: you have casual Friday marked down in your calendar
• 8888: most of your food is microwaved
• 9000: you lost your virginity to someone older than you
• 80: you don’t give a fuck
• 1: you have a tattoo of the OSI networking model