• 8000: you own more than two ties
  • 8001: someone offered you pot once and exactly once
  • 8002: you spend more money on domains each year than you do on clothes
  • 8069: you still think about her
  • 8080: you used to wear sneakers that lit up when you walked
  • 8765: you have casual Friday marked down in your calendar
  • 8888: most of your food is microwaved
  • 9000: you lost your virginity to someone older than you
  • 80: you don’t give a fuck
  • 1: you have a tattoo of the OSI networking model